Something Gorier Than The Bloodiest Horror Movie

Well, just when you thought you were safe, something pops up and grabs you from behind, or in this case, lays in the toilet bowl and waits to be discovered...
As some of you might recall, I am having issues with one of my roommates. Well, that most certainly hasn't changed...but it does seem like he's trying to outdo himself every now and then.
So, what did he do yesterday? First, when I informed him of his current debt, he pretty much snapped back: "You already told me that". Of course, this was what it sounded: "Would you shut up already?! I don't want to deal with you or my debt. You're getting my (expletively deleted) nerves".
I almost took his head off for that response, but instead I just told him: "No, I didn't tell you about the most current amount you owe...but don't worry, it will increase". Of course, I used the most appropriate tone I could without yelling at him or beating him up for that.
Now, getting back to the toilet...
My boyfriend was on his way to bed and needed to use the bathroom upstairs, when, all of sudden, he asked me to come upstairs with a really worried look on his face. Since he was looking at the bathroom, I thought that my "special" roommate had, yet again, left the bathroom door open and the toilet lid up, which pisses me off enough as it is... However, I shouldn't be so lucky this time because as I walked closer to the bathroom, I saw that this jerk had managed to not flush the toilet, so I could practically tell what he had had to eat. The thing that made it even more disgusting was that there was absolutely no toilet paper in the toilet bowl...
So yeah, I had a fun end to my day.
Sorry if I ruined anyone else's day...

Take care everyone and ja mata,
Bettina

Here's to you Dad

I am posting this to show my dad that, obviously, you can never be too young to be sarcastic. So, Dad, be proud of your completely sarcastic daughter because she won't be going anywhere.
Yet again, take this test if you can and want, and please let me know what you got.

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Take care,
Bettina

What Story Character Am I?

Which Classic Story Role Do You Play?

- You Are The Outlaw
"Sure, I'll do it. My way."

Just because you do not conform to the same laws and rules as everyone else does not mean that you are a bad guy. You travel your own path, separate from those around you, with your own reasons for doing what you do. Because of this and your own nature, it goes without saying that you are generally misunderstood. That does not matter much, though, as people love you for being who you are. You are pretty well set in your ways and have no real intention of changing. This can come across as a flicker of arrogance if your not careful. You do what is right for you, and God help anyone who stands in your way.
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Today's Test Results are in

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING REMOTELY SEXUAL, PLEASE SKIP THE REST OF THIS POST.

Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 66% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women overall curvier than average. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on tit-size You scored higher than 99% on ass-size You scored higher than 99% on cuteness

Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Not dead...yet

Hello everyone,

I just wanted to show everyone that I am still somewhat alive. I am pissed off (but what else is new in that area) and I'm tired and I'm depressed... Everything seems to be going horribly wrong and I can't seem to do anything right.
My bank is being uncharacteristically stupid, since they put the money I deposited last week on hold and finally lifted the hold today...after my rent check bounced yesterday.
Of course, everyone had such bright ideas, which they shared with me after I had deposited the money. Now, in addition to everything else, I feel incredibly dumb. I know that we all need to make our own mistakes, but finances are an area you can't afford to make mistakes in.
Ah well, this was supposed to be me saying "Hi, I hope everyone is okay." and not another rant.
All I want to do is play the "Start Over" card at this point in my life. You know, just die and be reborn. Maybe I'll make it to 25 on my next round...
Sorry, for the incredibly depressing post...

Take care,
Bettina